Haysi Fantayzee - John Wayne Is Big Leggy Mp3

This third-rate Maclolm McLaren rip-off band is perversely fascinating in a car-wreck sort of way. Somebody obviously heard Duck Rock and thought "I can do that!" Perhaps, but they didn't have Trevor Horn producing, did they? You'd be hard-pressed to listen to more than one of their songs at a time but the jaw-dropping "John Wayne Is Big Leggy" is the rare example of a song so bad, its good! Though I'd rather have a gun in my mouth than hear the extended version of that song ever again in my life, the short version is perversely compelling listening. Once heard, it will never be forgotten, I assure you. It just doesn't sound like anything a sane person would imagine existing. The vocals by Jeremiah Healey and Kate Garner are the worst singing I've ever heard. Period. I'll admit, I own the 7" single of it. But having heard the album once before, I hope that event never happens again.http://postpunkmonk.wordpress.comFor more ruminations on the Fresh New Sound Of Yesterday

But you're missing the fact that this track was recirded over a year BEFORE Duck Rock. We were friends with Malcolm, and it was him that copied us, not the other way around. As did many others. Sorry you don't like it, but I think we were original, we inspired a lot of other artists, and we had a lot of fun. ????